~Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.~
~17, cheer, love life, outgoing, libra ♎️, feel free to talk to me! :) ~
|college:||Why should we accept you|
|me:||*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*|
|college:||damn son you in|
we’re up all night to get laxatives for this horrible diarrhea
if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up
THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL
Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?
*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3
yea well i wanna see a tity
This is a kids show.
ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW
Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.